Saturday, May 23, 2009

Review of Irate Gamer's Review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine

I have some problems with the way IRATE Gamer puts this particular movie review, but also most of his recent reviews. First reactions reveal that his videos are entirely scripted; by someone else.

Having seen the movie a few times and being a small time fan of the 90's cartoon and the certified reader of the occasional comic book, I feel well qualified to offer my opinion in the matter of entertainment related materials.

IG Starts off "Now I've seen a lot of movies come out lately where the beginning of the movie is good, but the ending totally sucks and ruined the film." The next sentence should follow, "This is exactly the kind of film that X-Men Origins: Wolverine is." IG cascades off into a completely different direction. "Thankfully not this movie" He continues as I shout exclamatories at my monitor, "because the entire ending battle and sequences of this film is what has you really leave the theater wanting more."

Now, Hold On. I can't really continue on this way. Is IG really watching the same film? Those appear to be clips from the X-Men Origins: Wolverine I remember, but he doesn't actually seem to be reviewing the same film. The characters were thrown in kind of willy-nilly. I don't understand the significance of The Blob and the teleporting black guy to the overall story? Could you not have told the same story without them? They brought nothing to the table, and It was sloppy storytelling.

Wade, Deadpool, whatever you want to call him. This Actor was Jipped. His opening scene was fantastic and he was true to the character that was set in front of him. Deadpool, the Merc with the mouth. For some reason, this was played down and the character loses his mouth in the next scene he's in. Very disappointing and it seems this decision was made to prevent Deadpool from outshining Wolverine.

The thought on Wolverine being outshined... Even though Deadpool only had a single speaking part early on in the film, Hugh Jackman was outgunned by Deadpool actor, Ryan Reynolds. In the few moments that he was on screen, his dialog portrayed exactly, to a T, the kind of character Deadpool had been in the comics. This was ripped away when his next appearance had his mouth literally sewn shut in a wordless, utterly un-epic battle with brothers Sabertooth and Wolverine.

IG Continues, "Its so great to see characters from the comicbooks that you've grown so attached to, appear in this movie."

The video suggests that he's referencing Gambit, who was another character who I thought had his script cut. After a thought, I found NO reason for his presence in the overall story.

Right Now, I have enough confidence to make an evaluation of the Film. Overall I found the story to be an incomplete hodgepodge of several different concepts and ideas, none of which are fully formed or fleshed out. The romance between Hugh Jackman and Lynn Collins was believable and real, and honestly, this story sold me at the beginning. What followed was a bunch of one line cracks by Liev Schreiber as Sabertooth and a left field plot twist, broken up by battles and cameos which didn't always feel right.

Now for our Solution. What follows is really what Makes I.S. Different from most other things in the blogosphere. Its our (My) goal to make the world a better place (Piss people off) and as such I will submit, (AHA!!) a letter identifying the problems and potential solutions. My only hope is that these intentions will be rewarded. (May no good deed go unpunished.)

Dear IRATE Gamer,

I submit to you that you have never read a Deadpool comic. You did not know, previous to this film, who Emma Frost was, nor do you have more than a cursory knowledge of the X-Men series. If you did, I do believe that the review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine would contain a higher presence of Nerd Rage on which your youTube career is supposedly built.

I request that your future reviews contain more research and fewer off-the-cuff script props (for example, "This movie was all that and a bag of potato chips.") When I visit your page, I expect to find a review and commentary on film in question. Your tag suggests that you are IRATE or Angry, unless of course this is to suggest that you rate things, which I believe not to be the case, although I have been proven wrong before. Your name also suggests that you are a GAMER, which on further review of your videos has seemed to be less and less the case.

Please, return to the adage of truth in reporting. Lies of this nature are often offensive. I humbly suggest that you submit a video retraction of the X-Men Origins: Wolverine review as well as the DragonBall Evolution review for poor judgment.

Thank you For Your Time

-Anthony "IncendiarySolution" Scinta
-IncendiarySolution Blogger
IncendiarySolution.blogspot.com


IG said, "I don't think I could have asked for a better movie". I guess I hold the industry to a higher, perhaps unrealistic standard when dealing with my childhood memories.

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IRATE Gamer: X-Men Wolverine Origins Review

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Old problem, New Solution, and going on break

I've always been confused about where I fit in the world's great big plan. I've been struggling with the concept that I don't fit in and that I'd have to make room for myself for a long time.

A day ago, in the hall, I stopped to talk to a financial aid person, who turned out to be the school's career counselor. She proposed that I take a test to place me in a field, which really means putting the school's resources to use.

Thats good news. Finally I'll have some sort of direction.


Other than the career warpath, I've been working on the business plan, and I'm not going to lie, I havn't been doing very well. Organizing Ideas has never been my strong point. I just need to over think in particular directions.

Anyways, What does this have to do with IS? Well untill I'm done with this project, and probably with school, I won't be updating much or at all.

Trust me tho, I have some brilliant new Ideas for this summer, and soon I may be posting the Cyberjocks Plan, which I am very excited about.

There we are...

Oh! one more thing, Before I put IS on the shelf, I'm going to do a simple quick review from either Dollhouse or Wolverine or some kind of media. It'll be based on something John from EGT told me today at Sushi.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

ENFP

So we took a personality test this morning. I am ENFP, Very cool!
Keirsey descriptions - Wikipedia's ENFP Article
Champions delight in novelty. They are optimistic, enthusiastic, and vivacious, craving expressions of strong emotion. With a dramatic flair, they share their experiences with others, hoping to reveal some universal truth or win others over in support of a cause. Attuned to possibilities, Champions scan their environment, probing the emotions, needs, and motivations of others. This sensitivity sometimes conflicts with their intense drive for personal authenticity. Spontaneous and personable, they attract others to their company.

I need to do all the research and work for finding out where I belong. This includes looking around at the career offices and maybe even treking to the local library or taking up temp work.

I'm looking into Aaron's Suggestion of using "Printable CEO" in order to track i$ and everything else on whats worth doing with the project.

TODAYS SHOUTOUTS

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Cleric

The movie starts shooting tomarrow at 7am, which 'll be cool, but i am upset. I was somehow expecting to make UB con as well, but Its looking like i may not even get to dr. Drew's by 7pm for the group.

I'll be working as Katie's personal gofur. She's the art/makeup/costume director. I'll also be working along side Aaron and a guy named Markus, doing sound. On Saturday morning I have a big deal going on putting boards down on one of the shooting sites, aperently we'll be the difference between life and a 40 foot drop, so I'll have to get my coffee and ninja shoes ready for that.

The business plan for Cyberjocks needs to start as soon as this movie is over. Theres only a little bit of time remaining before the end of the semester and it has to be excelent.

The List
So with the list I figure I'll change around the font color. I'll fill things in with a different color as i get them done. Most things are worth 2-4 bucks, but the more parts there are to them, the more i$ i'll assign.

One i$ will be worth one dollar or 10 minutes. The Incendiary Solution will spend i$ on new supplies, extra time for the project and invest for new ideas. Ultimately, The more I get accomplished in the other aspects of my life, the more time and energy and cash I allot for the project.

Cool, Huh?

Productivity.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Shazia And Alfred

So everything is coming back together, the room is still a bit of a mess, but things are cool.

You may notice the list has been moved to the right hand column. This means shorter posts, Yey!!.

Here at home, we've found a few new solutions. I have two computers hooked up, Shazia, which is a larger Acer laptop, and Alfred, which is a custom built ... well, desktop pc. For a while, Alfred has functioned as a standalone desktop, but Shazia fell out of use.

I've decided on a couple of things because of this. Alfred will become a media server. This means he'll control the media for my room and the music for the bathroom (I like to sing in the shower). We'll be running windows with the boxee alpha, as well as firefox for hulu. Shazia's main purpose will be for standard use operations, which i gotta say, not bad.

The next thing i'm looking for in this setup is a mounted can-tenna and pci slot wifi card. Its a good idea, but i don't think this'll happen anytime soon.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

So we'll start out today with a small list of our Accomplishments.

:Accomplishments:
Find a book, Read a chapter
Drew Comp: Make the Switch
Home Comp: Get everything back to Normal

In the last few days, I found a book, in particular, Terry Pratchet's The Color of Magic. I hear its the first of the DiskWorld series by the same author, which is either a crazy time-sink or yet another Animorphs (Ref. I was hooked on Animorphs when I was younger.)

Ok, well its about time for a game, Its been a fair amount of time since I've played anything, and this'll actually let me get things done, so here we go. Every time I feel like it, I'll put up a list of the things I've gotten done on my to do list. I'll award myself points for how far I've gotten each time.

We'll start out with current rewards. For Finding a book and Reading a Chapter, I made 3i$. For making the switch, that was a little more intensive, it'll be 5i$. The getting things back to normal, I didn't finish, but i accomplished something with it, i'll give myself 2i$ now and 2i$ when i get everything done.


Currently!! I have 10i$. Stacks up, don't it?


We'll keep it short because I have work tomorrow morning.

Things I have yet to mention:
Jessica Lynn
Cyberjocks
toneTONE
Film Experience
The Podcast and Film Ideas
Accounting School for EG Tax
Loss
Technology
Video Games
The Game

Things I have yet to read:
Terry Pratchet, The Color of Magic
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress

Things I have yet to listen to:
RPPR Podcast 29
RPPR Podcast 30
SideScrollers Podcast

Current Projects:
User Wiki as Networking Device
Facebook Overhaul?
Clean room
Finalize Workstation Space

Assignments:
Liz Doc: Ref List
Drew Doc: Sign Sheet
Drew Doc: Some Other Sheet
Home Comp: Get everything back to Normal

:Incendiary Solution:
Assign Color Coded i$ Values
What the hell are i$ good for?

Currently owns 10 i$

Thursday, April 9, 2009

For The Record

Listening to Pandora's Instrumental Folk station

Its about time for me to start keeping a journal. Days seem to go by quickly and indiscernible from one another.

So we have a new plan. We've changed from a technology route to an accounting route. Its not a bad thing, I think highly of it. Right now I'm still at ECC (Thats Erie County Community College), I've been for a few years, and its about time for me to move on to another school. I've obtained my Associates in General Studies, focused in business and.... well business. From there I'm getting my Entrepreneurship Certificate at the end of the semester, which makes it easier for me to get business loans (which i don't know if i want). But I'm hoping for some new opportunities to open up because of it.

I'm currently working at Panera bread, which is nice, but i personally think i've outgrown it. I just see potential everywhere and I feel like I'm a freaking genius going insane at a register all day, not to mention my feet tend to hurt from chilling in one place all day.

For my tech fund, I work for Dr. Drew Messer, not the famous guy. He does Video Game Therapy for kids with social 'difficulties', mostly with spectrums of autism and people who would be classically identified as Nerds, Geeks and Outcasts. That started off like an internship and turned into an 'as needed' position. (I still havn't filed the paperwork through school) I keep on telling him i want to be a part time employee at 10-16 hours a week, but he says to get in line and the business hasn't grown to the point where he can hire me on. We're hoping this works out to our advantage and will turn into a decent position but we're not putting all our eggs in one basket.

Apart from work, i'm supposed to be working on this movie set with Aaron K. My old boss from Cyberjocks. I don't think that it'll lead me anywhere, but it'll be nice to get back on the set. (I used to work camera for public access television for the Mary Davis Show. It was a nice gig, but I always felt out of place because I was the only white guy on set.... well maybe thats not entirely true, I felt like I couldn't talk and socially awkward because I was the only white guy there, but as for being there I felt totally comfortable.) I don't know if my camera experience will go anywhere, but i can always hope.

Anyways, the film, i'll be an intern so no cash this time, and it'll be nice to get some real experience. The production seems kind of flimsy and comedic, its called Cleric, some Cyberpunk thing. Lots of muck seems to be going into the production, so that'll be cool.

As for the future, things look kind of bright, although we're not sure which tunnel to take or where said tunnels will lead.

Know This!!!
This blog is more for me than you!!
I put things in here for me, and I take the Yatzee aproach to Readers. If you want to follow along, thats fine, but you'r going to catch some of my own personal crap along the way.


Things I have yet to mention:
Jessica Lynn
Cyberjocks
Film Experience
The Podcast and Film Ideas
Accounting School for EG Tax
Loss
Technology
Video Games
The Game

Things I have yet to read:


Things I have yet to listen to:
RPPR Podcast 29
RPPR Podcast 30
SideScrollers Podcast

Current Projects:
User Wiki as Networking Device
Facebook Overhaul?
Clean room
Finalize Workstation Space

Assignments:
Liz Doc: Ref List
Drew Doc: Sign Sheet
Drew Doc: Some Other Sheet
Drew Comp: Make the Switch
Home Comp: Get everything back to Normal

Before Sundown:
Find a book, Read a chapter
Go for a walk